Wednesday, December 06, 2006

6 Weird things

I've been tagged by Al-Mayara and asked to divulge 6 weird things about myself, so here goes nothing.

Here are the rules: Each player of this game starts with the "6 Weird Things about You." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says 'you are tagged' in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

As a man you know this whole tag thing is Gay (referencing standard American euphamisms) LOL, but here goes. LOL no offence to monosexual or heteroflexible peeps reading.

1. I have to eat only one thing on my plate at a time. I don't care if they touch, but I'll eat all of the beans and then all of the carrots, then the meat and the bread last. This drives my wifee nuts because she's like that's not how you eat that. Especially when things are supposed to be sopped up with dinner rolls.

2. I use the mess to irritation threshold when deciding to clean. When the mess becomes so extensive that it is completely irritating to look at then I will clean meticulously until the most minute detail has been addressed.

3. When fantasizing I have to justify everything. Like when I used to fantasize about going into P then my current family had to suffer some drastic accident like a plane crash or something before I could justify retiring to some third world country to effectively max out on wives because it is cheaper there and I would be able to afford it them and my feelings would be numb and I wouldn't really get a chance to develop the type of relationship that I had with my wife. Weird complex stuff.

4. I talk to myself some times very passionately (not as in romance but like Malcolm X) about ideas and inventions and concepts. Usually very embarassing when someone walks in on me.

5. When I'm talking on the phone to my wife and she gets quiet, I make up stories of dancing midgets doing various crazy things to ensure that she's not asleep while spilling my guts out.

6. I too have to sleep with a blanket not a sheet or any other flimsy covering, a blanket regardless of how hot it is.

Ok there you go.

I tag:

My wife: as if I didn't know

The University of Toronto Blurker

The ISNA Blurker

The Minneapolis Blurker

The rest of My Blurkers (titled as such because I can only choose six otherwise you would have been included.)

Anonymous (Because even if you are a blurker you can retain your anonymity so your crazy ass husband doesn't pull out the ax. You can post your six things here in my blog to retain your anonymity.)

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous: my site meter has been set to stats only so your location is no longer open for interpretation except by me so if you wanted to post there is no way there can be a correlation between the time you comment and the time you hit my blog.

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  2. salamu alaykum,

    My husband saw your blog in my history as places I went and he wanted to know why I was reading this stuff. And who is this brother who is going on about his SEX life!!

    I just had to distract him and pretend like I didn't know what he was talking about!! He then wanted to know why I was reading this junk! See I told you about those crazy jealous husband who don't even want their wife to read interesting stuff on the net.

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  6. you mutha fuckin bitch - how dare you tell my wife how to hid her correspondance with u. i'm gonna fuck u up - when i find u.

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  7. OK Brother I can understand you are upset I don't mean to undermine your relationship. I want to let you know that I am completely committed to my wife and I have absolutely no interest at all in yours.

    There is no correspondence as you say between her and I. She is completely innocent of everything might think may be going on except reading my blog.

    I apologize for your miscomfort.

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  8. Ohhhhhhhh......boy. Now I completely forgot what I was going to comment over here about. Ummmmm......where was I? I think the whole anonymous thing is a hoax! Why on earth would a wife, who's got a jealous husband, come back and announce it? And then the hubby follow her over here and comment as well? How about you turn off allowing anonymous comments for awhile......jeez......well, that'll help raise ur numbers....

    Oh ya....now I remember what I was going to say.....I know who ur ISNA blurker is......but I'm not sure that they'll do the tag.....HAHAHAHA~~~~

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  9. Some people are too insecure to be on the internet. Any "man" -- and I use the term loosely -- who has to sneak around reading his wife's internet history must not be taking chttp://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5939601&postID=116547811497082108&isPopup=trueare of business at home.

    For God's sake! Get a life, Mr. Anonymous! And you might try growing up and appreciating that your wife is a free human being -- not your slave to control.

    Sheesh!

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  10. Some people are too insecure to be on the internet. Any "man" -- and I use the term loosely -- who has to sneak around reading his wife's internet history must not be taking chttp://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5939601&postID=116547811497082108&isPopup=trueare of business at home.

    For God's sake! Get a life, Mr. Anonymous! And you might try growing up and appreciating that your wife is a free human being -- not your slave to control.

    Sheesh!

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  11. Some people are too insecure to be on the internet. Any "man" -- and I use the term loosely -- who has to sneak around reading his wife's internet history must not be taking care of business at home.

    For God's sake! Get a life, Mr. Anonymous! And you might try growing up and appreciating that your wife is a free human being -- not your slave to control.

    Sheesh!

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  12. bismillaah wal humdulillaah
    Uss salawaatu wass salaam 'alun nabeey.

    This is the husband that got upset with this blog site. Firstly I didn't snoop around the history, I got on the computer to find on the screen a "muslim" blog of a man talking about his "sex" life and asked my wife why she was reading this crap - as ofcourse its not from good Islamic adaab for a muslim woman to read such material. I got on the same computer a week or so later to find right in from of me the same blog site and a description what had happened. Then I read that this "Muhammed" guy is encouring my wife to hide her history and telling her how to do it!!! This is from fusuuq!! A "muslim" man named "Muhammed" telling a married woman how to cheat and deceive her husband - subhaanallaah!!! The Prophet - sallallaahu alaihi was sallam said "Whoever is not jealous over his wives will not even smell jannah". My anger was from fitrah, and any husband who would not get upset is a corrupt wimp.

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  13. Noted Akhi I will pull it down. I'm sorry.

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  14. hey! i'm your isna blurker...sorry i never comment...i love reading your blog, and i think you and your wife are really nice people. it's too bad that there is so much crazyness going on with "fitna" which i don't think is either your fault or hers...

    i think you depict (are) a normal muslim man who is trying his best to be a good muslim and a good person and a good husband, but we're all human too. you don't hide the fact that you have human desires or human fallicies. your blog is full of wisdom and tenderness...

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