Subtlely embarassing

Okay there were these two girls in Borders talking and chatting away. The the girls were black and white, attractive and looking fit in their twenties. So during the kid round-up I walk past where they were sitting. I glance at the rather large stack of books where the top one reads "How to please your man" or something like that. I couldn't help but to grimace and hold back an incredible urge to walk over and say "Just stick to the basics good food, great sex, and great communication (this would include when to hush) and viola a happy man". Men have simple desires that make us happy. It probably wouldn't be so bad, but upon inspection it appeared that the whole stack was on the same genre.